Always believe your own press

Murdoc gives up on arguing with Stu and goes out to sit on the steps of the winne and watch for the singer to come up from his room. The bassist usually doesn't give much of a damn about 2D's birthday until late in the evening. The present, cake, and celebrating part is Noodle's department. He just covers birthday sex and spankings. It's his 'area', if you will.

He takes long pulls from the beer bottle in his hand and scratches a bit of drying paint off of his arm. The blue spots his skin in several places, as does sweat, and all he's wearing is a pair of torn and faded jeans. His hair is a mess as he leans against the winnebago's door.

"Hurry it the fuck up, D, before I lose interest!"

After talking 2D into putting on 3D glasses for a 'surprise', Murdoc walks out of his own room and heads to the singer's room in the basement. He's wearing nothing but his boxers as he kicks the door open and takes long strides into the room. He shoves D down onto his back on the bed and straddles the taller man, sitting on his chest.

Muds pulls his genitals free of his boxers and hangs his cock and balls in 2D's face.

"Looks like it's coming right at you, faceache!"
He laughs loudly, finding himself hilarious.